What an Opportunist!
A man was returning from Brisbane when he got a flat tyre. He pulled on to the side of the road, took out his jack and started to jack up the car.
Another motorist went past, stopped and got out his jack and started jacking up the other side.
When asked what he thought he was doing, the man replied, “If you’re taking one, I’m taking one too!”
When the man informed him it was his car, the second motorist quickly packed up his jack and drove off. Makes you wonder!
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.
There was important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realised that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
Last Updated: 20/07/2006