Welcome to Two New Areas

Goodna 12,
Beenleigh R4

Congratulations on showing the community spirit and organising yourselves to become part of NHW Queensland. We look forward to your participation and your help in reducing crime.

JOKE -
A passenger in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver, so he leaned forward and tapped him lightly on the shoulder. The driver screamed, leapt in the air and yanked the car steering wheel, making the car jump the kerb and side swipe a lamp post before coming to a stop just inches from a pastry shop window. The shaken passenger apologised to the driver saying "Sorry, I just wanted to ask if you took credit!" The taxi driver replied saying "It's not your fault mate, it's my first day as a cabbie, I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years"

THE WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ OR IS IT ?

1. How long did the Hundred Year War last?
2. Which country makes Panama hats?
3. From which animal do we get catgut?
4. In which month do Russians celebrate the October revolution?
5. What is a camel hair brush made of?
6. The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
7. What was King George VI's first name?
8. What colour is a purple finch?
9. Where are Chinese Gooseberries from?

Answers are on the Gold Badge Recipients page.